Saturday, May 15, 2010

WHAT IT DO. . . .

OK. . HI Y'ALL. . . so ya i know haven't blogged in a min or 12. . so here goes. .

First-- my baby turned 6 YESTERDAY. . . both of my boys are getting sooo big. which is a nice thing but kinda sad for me too. . . they are gonna be gone before i know it. . :(

second--- I have finally come to the conclusion that i am ADDICTED to the history channel. . lol. . yes i am a nerd. thanks for noticing

third-- ok here is the REAL issue on my mind. . hmmmm how can i put this nicely. . . na ok here goes. . LADIES--- WHEN YOU ARE 500 +/- POUNDS walking around in skin tight clothing is NOT pretty, you DO NOT look hot, you are NOT going home with that man that your compairing to a glazed doughnut. . REALLY. . it's not pretty. and yes y'all can call me mean, hateful, cold hearted, a bitch. . i DO have the right to say it!!! SO SHUT UP. I was one of you (cept i was smart enough to cover it and not let it ALL hang out) i was over 220lbs, not gonna give the exact amount cause it makes me want to run 90 miles when i think about i, UGH. i thought i was just destined to be FAT. but one day i decided no more!!! and now 70-ish pounds lighter i can tell all of you GO HOME AND PUT SOME DOWN CLOTHES ON WHEN YOU ARE BIGGER THAN THE CAR YOUR DRIVING!!!! and put down the hostess cakes they aren't helping. . .

ok enough of that rant i REALLY could go on. but i'm not gonna. .

last but NOT LEAST

TODAY ON TWITTER I LEARNED: I APPARENTLY AM MISSING OUT ON A LOT BY THE FACT THAT I HAVE NEVER TRIED A HOME BREWED BEER. . . That will be my next mission in life. .

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT SUGARS!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Today on TWITTER I learned. . . .

Here are the random things i learn on twitter daily and the random convo's I have. . enjoy

I learned that

BillMc7-needs to have protected sex, went and bought himself a macbook so he could look like a rod, then there was something about fucking a monkey and his happiness in using the word rod, and knowing he is one. . . *he entertains me, i like him. . we'll keep him*

wtpsyche- he has camera's on my house, :) and he's willing to post bail for me and khaos79.

benwjones-- he's secretly stealing the footage from wtpsyche's hidden camera's and gonna make a DVD of me-- we still haven't decided on a release date. . which is where . .

Khoas79 come in. . she's gonna make the cover for the DVD. . lol. . we're all planning on getting mad rich off this. . lol, she's crazy--- maybe more so then me. . highly doubtful tho. **like her too, we'll keep her also** oh and i also learned, she bought a dumb smart phone, ohh she desperately is in need of a drink, considers slapping 4play (hehe), and numerous other things that i am sure has left my mind. . .

I also learned: there is still flooding in Nashville, my heart broke when i saw the pics of the opry house!!!!

some people are stupid and annoy me (well most actually) but for some strange reason i find it a tad entertaining.

well this will be a daily thing. . so for the night i'm gonna go back to twitter and entertain myself there!!!!

NIGHT ALL!!!!